It's getting hot in here...so take off..you know what..
The heatwave is back. Or at least I think it has. It has not rained proper the past week and the humidity is at an all time high this year. I am showering more than ever and before one can yell ‘Fire’ you can already feel the perspiration beginning to form. Of course, one can blame one’s higher metabolism but let us not detract from the fact that it is so ridiculously hot and humid lately.
It doesn’t help that the ventilation of my place is poor and that I sorely lack a ceiling fan, what more an air-conditioning unit. Of course, while these contraptions may be the best tools to beat the heatwave, I prefer alternative remedies. Like what, you may ask…
It’s not by consuming more ‘cooling’ food where they’ll lessen the yang (or is it the yin) of the body to restore balance.
It’s not by wearing more Clima-cool or Dry-fit gears or even the Pagoda singlets.
It’s not by starting a nudist colony (though it is one of the plans that I have for the future, but just not yet now).
It’s not by practicing meditation and other yogic/telepathic/arcane arts of mind control to either lower the body temperature or to “hoodwink” the body into thinking they’re not feeling the heat or humidity.
It’s DEFINITELY not by taking one’s own life. This is such a stupid option.
Well…what then?!!
Hmm..in light of the dropping exchange rates of certain destinations in the world where such a problem is not so prevalent. Think up. Think Europe. Think US of A. Think down. Think Billabong land and kookaburras. Now, those are the best remedies especially to beat this heatwave. We just need to migrate, like how them birds fly to escape the cold.
But therein lies another problem. Raising the capital. Is there no solution at all…?
It doesn’t help that the ventilation of my place is poor and that I sorely lack a ceiling fan, what more an air-conditioning unit. Of course, while these contraptions may be the best tools to beat the heatwave, I prefer alternative remedies. Like what, you may ask…
It’s not by consuming more ‘cooling’ food where they’ll lessen the yang (or is it the yin) of the body to restore balance.
It’s not by wearing more Clima-cool or Dry-fit gears or even the Pagoda singlets.
It’s not by starting a nudist colony (though it is one of the plans that I have for the future, but just not yet now).
It’s not by practicing meditation and other yogic/telepathic/arcane arts of mind control to either lower the body temperature or to “hoodwink” the body into thinking they’re not feeling the heat or humidity.
It’s DEFINITELY not by taking one’s own life. This is such a stupid option.
Well…what then?!!
Hmm..in light of the dropping exchange rates of certain destinations in the world where such a problem is not so prevalent. Think up. Think Europe. Think US of A. Think down. Think Billabong land and kookaburras. Now, those are the best remedies especially to beat this heatwave. We just need to migrate, like how them birds fly to escape the cold.
But therein lies another problem. Raising the capital. Is there no solution at all…?
