Wednesday, April 29, 2009 

This is a short exchange by Jonathan Barnes and I in a Facebook group dedicated to silly poetry and non-sensical rhymes.

Jonathan Barnes :

If there were a fight,
Between everything you bake
The victor would be
A lovely Welsh Cake.

They are the best snack
That much is true
So if you bad mouth Welsh Cakes
They kill you!!!

Me :

I love them Welsh Cakes
I am a real big fan
But I have a confession to make
I'm afraid, I also love flan.

There is another
Confection that I dearly love
Sweet and tangy, light as feather
It's Jaffa Cakes, and they're way above.

Sunday, April 26, 2009 

Ships Ahoy!

I read this passage recently and I felt it to be a good analogy for various circumstances in life. It is written by Frank Koch in Proceedings, a magazine of the Naval Institute.


Two battleships assigned to the training squadron had been at sea on maneuvers n heavy weather for several days. I was serving on the lead battleship and was on watch on the bridge as night fell. The visibility was poor with patchy fog, so the captain remained on the bridge keeping an eye on all activities.

Shortly after dark, the lookout on the wing of the bridge reported, “Light, bearing on the starboard bow.”

“Is it steady or moving astern?” the captain called out.

Lookout replied, “Steady, captain,” which meant we were on a dangerous collision course with that ship.

The captain then called to the signalman, “Signal that ship: We are on a collision course, advise you change course 20 degrees.”

Back came a signal, “Advisable for you to change course 20 degrees.”

The captain said, “Send, I’m a captain, change course 20 degrees.”

“I’m a seaman second class,” came the reply. “You had better change course 20 degrees.”

By that time, the captain was furious. He spat out, “Send, I’m a battleship. Change course 20 degrees.”

Back came the flashing light, “I’m a lighthouse.”

We changed course.



Metaphors and analogies aside, it is a nicely written [very] short prose. It builds up into a climax and is a pleasurable read, despite its brevity. The moral of the story can be incorporated into so many different situations such as never judging a thing for its outward appearance, humility ROCKS arrogance NOT ALWAYS GOOD, always look at the bigger picture and not be hampered by your own limited visibility, I can go on…to each his own. Nonetheless, I thought I’d put it here to share.

On a lighter note, it always pays to invest in real-estate and not those fancy cars/boats.

Wednesday, April 22, 2009 

In the Name of the Father

To : The Leader of the Islamic Republic of Iran Ayatollah Sayyid Ali Khamenei, The Head of the Judiciary of Iran Ayatollah Mahmoud Hashemi Shahroudi, Minister of the Interior of Iran Hojatoleslam Mustafa Purmohammadi and Speaker of Parliament of Iran Gholamali

Do you believe in capital punishment? Ms. Delara is awaiting execution after having exhausted her appeals. She is convicted of murdering her relations when she was a minor. Her guilt notwithstanding, Iran is under international obligations to commute her sentence.

Iran being a signatory of International Covenant on Civil and Political Rights (ICCPR) and of the Convention on the Rights of the Child (CRC) is prohibited from the use of the death penalty against people convicted of crimes committed when they were under 18. Art. 37 clearly states so.

Please send your appeals to

- The Leader of the Islamic Republic of Iran Ayatollah Sayyid Ali Khamenei
http://www.leader.ir/langs/en/index.php?p=letter

- Head of the Judiciary Ayatollah Mahmoud Hashemi Shahroudi
Email: info@dadiran.ir

- Judiciary spokesperson Alireza Jamshidi
Email: info@a-jamshidi.ir

I have sent mine. I will reproduce it here if her sentence is commuted.

There was another case but I have since forgotten the name of the poor girl who was stoned to death. It just breaks my heart to see such blatant violence in the name of justice. Next on my case watch is Malak Ghorbany.

Tuesday, April 21, 2009 

White Chicken Rice and Hor Fun

The revered former Lord President and current Sultan of Perak, Sultan Azlan Shah finally broke his silence since the controversy surrounding the constitutional issues that plague Perak, the land of great food and pretty ladies on the occasion of His Highness’ birthday.

Ah…I do not have the text of His Highness’ speech and will try to get my hands on them. Whatever I have read is taken from the printed Star and Sun. (lol…no Moon?)

Anyway…the point that Rulers are above politics is certainly paramount and His Highness’ justification for remaining silent all this while. It is a laudable move but at the same time, an amazingly convenient excuse. That might be how some perceive it, but personally, I would rather believe that it is the right thing to do by not playing to the crowd. Nonetheless, by relying on the pretext that Rulers are above politics, it places an enormous burden for their Highnesses’ to be impartial.
Reading into the quotations printed in the Star (20 April ’09), they seem to allude to the allegations made by prominent opposition figures especially with regards to legal action that could be taken against the Sultan.

“These groups and individuals feel that they are faultless and immune from any action, to the extent of disregarding the law for the sake of attaining power.”

I am just an ordinary citizen. But from the man collecting recyclables in trashcans and sleeping on the sidewalks to the Rulers themselves, are subject to the Constitution. Hence, NO ONE is immune. There are exceptions of course. Diplomats in their official capacity are also immune. Rulers too. I have been following the entire chronicle and I find that the statement is, although general and not directly targeted at anyone in particular, carry connotations that are hard to ignore.

If I know that I am right and that the law is on my side, how can the other then warn me of the rule of law? Then again between a former Lord President and a counsel, the battle is indeed an interesting one. To be fair, I find both parties to be equally right and that they are on the right side of the law. No issue, then isn’t it? So the statement is then perhaps just a warning in advance to anyone who would want to insult the sovereignty of the Rulers.

What riles me up is then how the politicking then starts. Everyone, and I mean from both camps of the political landscape (though one side seems to use it even more) would play up this issue. I have not seen anyone in the papers who have insulted the Sultan. Then again, I’m not an insult expert. Why then threaten one another in the name of the Rulers? They are above politics so leave them out!

‘In facing the global economic crisis, too much politicking is not helpful to the people who are struggling to make ends meet.’

That is certainly true. Stop politicking! So we have a new Assembly and a “new” MB. Move on, I say. His Highness has already exercised his prerogative and elected Datuk Dr Zambry Kadir. (Though there are hearsay stories are not substantiated and therefore remain khabar angin and not to be believed – a certain member of the Royal Family is intimately connected to a few corporations that have recently been removed from governmental contracts in the opposition-run Penang. Hence, the decision to go ahead with Datuk Dr Zambry’s appointment. Again, this is not to be believed because there is no credible evidence that is open for scrutiny in public.)

Of course, I would like to discuss more about the constitutional issues but it’s so late at night now and I was actually supposed to read up on my Bankruptcy. Perhaps I will attempt to do a more coherent analysis (sounds professional isn’t it…but I assure you, I am really crap…) in the morning. If I feel like it that is. I was just reading the newspaper, ergo this post. I leave with this parting thought…Just how powerful is a Speaker in a State Assembly? I find that a very interesting issue.

On a different note, the assembly session under the tree in Perak. Hahaha…to creating a plaque, vandalizing it, selling the fragments, to now the planting of more young trees around it. I find it hilarious but meaningful symbolically. Apparently the Economist does so too. Symbolically meaningful, that is.

Monday, April 20, 2009 

It's getting hot in here...so take off..you know what..

The heatwave is back. Or at least I think it has. It has not rained proper the past week and the humidity is at an all time high this year. I am showering more than ever and before one can yell ‘Fire’ you can already feel the perspiration beginning to form. Of course, one can blame one’s higher metabolism but let us not detract from the fact that it is so ridiculously hot and humid lately.

It doesn’t help that the ventilation of my place is poor and that I sorely lack a ceiling fan, what more an air-conditioning unit. Of course, while these contraptions may be the best tools to beat the heatwave, I prefer alternative remedies. Like what, you may ask…

It’s not by consuming more ‘cooling’ food where they’ll lessen the yang (or is it the yin) of the body to restore balance.

It’s not by wearing more Clima-cool or Dry-fit gears or even the Pagoda singlets.

It’s not by starting a nudist colony (though it is one of the plans that I have for the future, but just not yet now).

It’s not by practicing meditation and other yogic/telepathic/arcane arts of mind control to either lower the body temperature or to “hoodwink” the body into thinking they’re not feeling the heat or humidity.

It’s DEFINITELY not by taking one’s own life. This is such a stupid option.

Well…what then?!!

Hmm..in light of the dropping exchange rates of certain destinations in the world where such a problem is not so prevalent. Think up. Think Europe. Think US of A. Think down. Think Billabong land and kookaburras. Now, those are the best remedies especially to beat this heatwave. We just need to migrate, like how them birds fly to escape the cold.

But therein lies another problem. Raising the capital. Is there no solution at all…?

Friday, April 17, 2009 

I need more time!

Then again..don't we all. :)

What is time? – The shadow on the dial, the striking of the clock, the running of the sand, day and night, summer and winter, months, years, centuries – these are but the arbitrary and outward signs – the measure of time, not time itself. Time is the life of the soul.

- Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Friday, April 10, 2009 

Goody! It's a Friday!

As much as I love Good Fridays (being a holiday, most importantly), today will be even more memorable because I've feasted enough the past week and am now entering the dragon's lair, the minotaur's labyrinth, the serpent's pit...you get my drift.

I'm trading books and pleasure
For CLP's pain and torture
But I'd still rather learn
Than be in an office and earn.

In the words of Alan Watts, we neeed to 'go out of our mind in order to come to our senses'.

Thursday, April 09, 2009 

Maundy Thursday

Hello Darkness my old friend,
I've come to talk with you again...

So my very brief honeymoon ends... :(

Sunday, April 05, 2009 

Food - The Whimsical

I love to eat. But I have recently found that I am not able to eat as much as I used to. I don’t know if it’s age or that my stomach has seriously contracted due to the junk that I consume of late. I would like to think it’s the latter but I think it is more likely that I eat the same type of food most of the time.

Anyway, I digress. I want to open my own restaurant but I’ll be content to just be a minimal-participation partner. Any takers?

It will feature dishes that are spectacularly new-age and modern and none of that crap “it’s a recipe handed down from grandmothers, ancestors, family tradition, etc etc”. It’s not that I have anything against them, but I’ve had enough of reading about restaurant reviews where the proprietor/manager/chef wax lyrical about how the dishes were taken from these sources of yore and present ‘Ta-dah’ to you… I would like to try something new every now and then and not just eat all them makanan menggunakan resipi tradisional.

It’s everywhere now. Pick a bottle of sauce in the supermarket, or spreads, or some food item or rather and more often than not it will have something like ‘resipi tradisional, traditional recipe, family tradition, home-style, country food, village whatnot’ and all the similar hocus pocus. I’ve read countless food reviews and they would also have spouted lines like these one way or another (now you know how I spend my time…well, it’s one of the ways...).

So, there, I would like a totally modern concept of food. Let us try something different, eh? Like instead of marinating in a sauce derived from an ancient recipe straight from the cauldron of witches or another, let’s say have a broth cooked using laser, or something along that line. Electrified steak. Nuke-treated fish with edible carbon to nullify the isotopes. Chicken basted with combination of oils of all the legume family.

Now, I just need to find the partners to raise capital. Again, any takers? And a chef who is not made using resipi tradisional, please.

Saturday, April 04, 2009 

I'm sorry.

Hahaha...I don't know if it'll work but if I have fooled you, I'll take you out for drinks. I'm not getting engaged and no I did not meet anyone late last year that I am romantically inclined.

So again...Happy Belated April Fools day! There won't be any gathering whatsoever next week unless you hear it from my mouth personally. Hot chicks are welcome to still give me ring and I'll make it happen. :D

Wednesday, April 01, 2009 

Woops!

I met her late last year. She's was and still is, such a rare beauty. I think I have fallen for her. Not many will realise this (because I'm awesome at keeping secrets) but I think she's The One. We'll see how things go.

As it stands, I've already met her family and her mine. I'm thinking I should just ditch my current classes and just move in with her and get a proper job. I don't know. We're planning many things but we'll see. Engagement is in the works, but I'm not one for all these hocus pocus.

So, for the few (if any) readers of this page are free on the 11th of April, I would like to have a small gathering at a yet to be disclosed venue (but it'll definitely be happening) to formally share our joys and come out in the open. Just bring yourselves. Dinner will be covered. There'll free flowing sparkling wine (she doesn't take alcohol) and I think she wants to "test" one of her cake recipes on us.

heck, I must be even crazy to post this. I guess time for secrets are over.

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