Anecdotes of my passing...

It's unbelievably hot.

So unbelievable that I cannot believe I still do not see hot chicks on the streets with bikinis and nubile sweet young things playing in the fountains in KLCC.

So unbelievable that I cannot believe I'm still 150kg despite sweating enough to fill the cistern of my toilet 5 times everyday.

So unbelievable that I cannot believe the waxed plastic coating on my books have not melted and irretrievably merged with another.

So unbelievable that I cannot believe we are still eating curries and sambals instead of ice creams and snow cones and gellatos.

So unbelievable that I cannot believe people talk even more in the hot weather. *cue politicians and reps

So unbelievable that I cannot believe we are still not having any heatstroke epidemic here in Malaysia.

So unbelievable that I cannot believe we have not all perished and this is merely a hallucination...

So unbelievable that I cannot believe that I am still not hot enough to get Natalie to share my room despite the hot weather.

I need my BJs... Sigh. Ben & Jerry's la ok.